so i was on the bus coming home from school today when these two freshman that know my boyfriend started talking to me. this was pretty much how it went.

Andy: are you going to draw in your sketch book again today?
me: no, not today. *pulls out journal*
Andy: oh, you're going to write in your diary! *high voice* Dear diary, i love jake! jake is so cute! i mean, he's really a jerk to me, but i love him! love staci!
me: be nice! *hits andy with journal* besides, it's not that kid of journal. its like poems and stuff.
Andy: can i read it?
me: no!
Skyler: Andy stop flirting with staci!
Andy: dude, no. she's with jake!
Skyler: tch- jake. staci, can you believe this kid, he knows you have a boyfriend.
Andy: skyler, shut up.
me: uh, guys? this is my stop.
Andy: Bye staci! later skyler.
Skyler: *looks me up and down*
me: eww
Skyler: "eww" is so old
me: what should we say then?
Skyler: how about *makes weird purring noise and raises eyebrows*
me: yeah... how about not.